Office Weekly Roundup: Ugliest Christmas Sweaters

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Every holiday has a staple that makes it unique. Take Christmas sweaters, for example. What was once seen as something to point and laugh at has now grown into themed parties and contests. For this week’s roundup, we showcase some of the ugliest, most inappropriate, and downright funniest Christmas sweaters we could find.

Polar bears showing some love

Polar bears showing some love

Are you that one family member that all your other family members look at and then shake their heads at? Well, give your family members something to really shake their heads at with the classiest sweater you’ll ever wear.

Don’t mind if I do

Don’t mind if I do

Nobody ever talks about the amount of yellow snow one typically encounters everyday. This sweater helps raise awareness for the uninformed and shows that yellow pee affects everyone, snowmen included.

The 90’s were totally rad, dude!

The 90’s were totally rad, dude!

Show your turtle love with this classic sweater featuring your favorite ninja-fighting quartet. Want an icebreaker for your next holiday party? Start a conversation about who was the best ninja turtle.

All hail the almighty feline!

All hail the almighty feline!

It is a known fact that cats rule the Internet. Cats can also rule the North Pole if given the chance. While the cats lay havoc to Santa’s workshop, it’s important to remember that the elves will need aide during these difficult times, so think about adopting one.

Reindeers sure like to wrestle

Reindeers sure like to wrestle

OK, even we have to admit that this is a very nice pattern for a sweater. There aren’t too many graphics, but at the same time it is just the right amount of intricate. The symmetry of the reindeer is what really pulls the design together.

Here’s one thing you can say about this sweater: it’s accurate

Here’s one thing you can say about this sweater: it’s accurate

Kids today got it too easy; they don’t appreciate the long hours their parents put in at work to pay for their presents. Kids who have everything handed to them grow up to be entitled. Set your kids straight with this sweater and remind them that it’s a certain someone’s Birthday.

You used to call me during Christmas

You used to call me during Christmas

During the holidays, make sure to call your loved ones, even if they broke up with you and you’re now receiving obscenely large royalty checks from the songs you write about them.

My milkshake brings all the elves to the yard

My milkshake brings all the elves to the yard

Santa knows how to get everyone excited about Christmas. We love receiving presents and we even like leaving out milk and cookies for Santa, but don’t leave out an entire carton of milk; wasteful Santa seems to think that store-bought milk grows on trees.

So there you have it. Sweaters can be tasteful when done right, and they can also be hilarious.