9 Ways That Spring Allergies are Oh So Magical

Spring is the most magical time of year, right? Flowers in bloom, trees starting to bud…

WRONG. For approximately 20% of people, spring is a Hell which has come all too soon.

Here’s 9 things that those with seasonal allergies can look forward to this Spring:

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1. Everyone getting angry that you because they think you are making them sick, despite your repeated insistence that it’s “ONLY ALLERGIES!”

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2. You are stuck trying to explain why it’s not a good idea to join everyone for PICNIC IN THE PARK.

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 3. Your purse is full of tissues. And so are your pockets. It’s definitely grossing everyone out.

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4. When you’re invited to that hype back yard BBQ and your allergy medication cautions against alcohol.

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5. You are forced to decide between blowing your nose into a raw, unrecognizable pile of ground meat or drugging yourself into a dreamless, Benadryl-induced coma.

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6. Looking cute is not in the cards when you look like you’re a candidate of some governmental sleep deprivation torture experiment.

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7. You do everything in your power not to scratch you eyes out as everyone else talks about how great it is to finally get some “fresh air”!

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8. But hey, on the bright side….

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No, There is no bright side.

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9. Because once this is over, you’ll have to do it all over again next year.

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Any Spring allergies horror stories to share? We’ll promise to listen.