Reasons to work at a Shoplet Warehouse. by Grace
This morning my breakfast consisted of a handful of marshmallow mateys and a candy bar. After that candy bar (which I ate ridiculously fast) I was ready for more. Then I remembered, yes we do sell candy on Shoplet.com. It was at this time I wished I worked at one of the warehouses. The candy section must look like that right? Ok maybe not. But hopefully they at least have pinatas at their morning meetings.
Maybe it’s a little more, well a lot more sanitary and organized. Just in case I just hit your sweet tooth with that picture, get some candy for the candy jar at work. Everyone is just a little bit happier when they get to have a break to eat a laffy taffy or a handful of M&Ms. Spread some love with sugar. Here’s my faves:
Laffy Taffy’s (and yes you have to read all the jokes. Even if you have heard them before)
Sour Patch Kids They come in little packs. Don’t eat to many or your tongue will hurt.
M&Ms A classic. Eat some and then hide them otherwise you’ll eat the whole bag.
Starburst Mmm don’t let everyone eat all the red & pink first. Make them take a yellow too.
Wonka Mixups. I don’t love bottle caps but I could eat Nerds all day.
Twizzlers (I prefer Red Vines, but it’s a good second best)
Butterscotch Candies A great work environment candy. Classy but delicious
What looks like a Halloween Grab Bag. Yum!!
And if you feel like you are lacking in entertainment, grab a glass candy jar
fill it up and glue the lid down. Head over to RetardZone for the full deal.











