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Cheesy Office Supply Pick Up Lines for Valentines Day

At Shoplet, we like to imagine that office supplies love us just as much as we love them! But, alas, office supplies are rather quiet in professing their mutual love. Sometimes, it feels as though our deeply rooted affections go unreciprocated.

To compensate for the awkward silence, we’ve concocted a rather sweet, humorous list of innocent pick-up lines that we might imagine our favorite supplies saying to us when we’re out and about.

Just imagine a cute lil’ pen making his/her way over to you at the bar, wearing your favorite color shirt (blue? red? black?), looking far less sketchy than the rest of the guys/gals in that joint. What would that stunning pen say to little ol’ you?

And so, ladies and gentlemen, in lieu of Valentine’s Day, here are the irresistible articulations of your favorite office supplies <3

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Duracell AA Batteries
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EP Memory Flash Drive

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Westcott Non Stick Scissors

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Avery Sticky Notes

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Pentel EnerGel 

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Avery Hi-Liter

 

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Creativity Street Wiggle Eyes

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Nestle Bottled Spring Water

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Washable School Glue Sticks