Hilarious Anti-Valentine’s Day Cards For Your Cold Heart

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. That means it’s time for romance, chocolates, roses and a fancy dinner date that’s probably waaay out of your budget. Let’s not forget you also have to cough up a sappy card that goes something like, “roses are red blah, blah, blah.” We totally get it. Overly mushy Valentine’s just aren’t your style. Luckily, there are many publishers popping up that agree with your sentiment.

For some, Valentine’s Day is noting more than a Hallmark holiday. Seriously! You can’t even go into a drugstore without being bombarded with teddy bears and sappy cards at every corner. And who actually needs to eat an entire box of mystery chocolates anyway? If you’re a true hater of all things mushy and gushy, The the Anti-Valentine’s Day movement is for you.

Whether you’re single or in a long term relationship, some people just prefer to keep things real and skip the awkward gift exchanges. Anti-Valentine’s Day folks take things to a whole new level. If you’re looking for the perfect card to please that snarky special someone in your life, we have a few that might do the trick. So, get ready to hate on Valentine’s day in the most epic way! Because what fun is a sappy holiday if you can’t bring a little sarcasm to the table? You can even DIY your own version of these hilarious cards. You know, if that sentiment isn’t too sappy for ya. This Valentine’s Day, give your significant other a hefty helping of hateraid!

We compiled some funny and snarky Anti- Valentine’s Day cards that will please your cold, cold heart.
  1. We get it. It’s been a tough flu season.



2.  Well, that’s one way to suck the fun out of Valentine’s Day.


3. Oh no! Not the feels!


4. YAAAS! Now that’s a card we can side with!6

5.  Possible sentiments from those in long term relationships?


6. Hey! Who you calling fat? 2

7.  Take cover!!!


8.  The feeling is mutual. 10

Have any ideas for a funny Anti- Valentine’s Day card? Share your ideas in the comments section below!

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