Utility Knives get an upgrade


Victorinox, makers of the original Swiss Army knife, are trying to keep up with the times with its new “Presentation Pro” utility knife. The new Presentation Pro from Victorinox adds tech to the traditional blades and scissors of the Swiss Army knife, with tucked away with insane precision a removable 32GB USB Flash drive with fingerprint authentication, laser pointer, and Bluetooth remote control for your Windows-only PC or laptop presentations. Yep, key ring and scissors too.The range includes a de-clawed “flight” model that has no pointy bits making it suitable for hand luggage.

Relatively few of us actually need a folding pocket knife with 32GB USB flash drive, laser pointer, biometric security and bluetooth powerpoint controller but you know you want one anyway. Even if you never use powerpoint.

[ see the whole collection at the Swiss Army website]